EPIC Side Story: Dragon Ball

Though breakfast ended up bleeding into lunch, Vahn didn't mind. He like recounting his story for others to hear, and, based on the reactions of everyone present, they enjoyed it quite a bit. In the end, he ended up with a projection of his current self, and, unsurprisingly, an extensive and diverse crowd consisting of 138 women and 69 children.Seeing the incongruous scene, it finally hit Bulma just how many women Vahn was involved with. It hadn't before, as, despite hearing Vahn mention there were more than a hundred, it was difficult to imagine what that was like. Now that she could see them with her own eyes, she finally understood the futility of trying to keep Vahn for herself. Rather, after hearing the story of Vahn's journey from a boy to a God, it wasn't difficult to imagine him setting her aside to preserve everything else he held dear..."Wow..."Recovering a bit faster than the much younger girls, a mixture of awe and disbelief colored Tights's expression as she followed her soft utterance by asking, "If you have such a massive family waiting for you, what are you doing here...?"Maintaining the reminiscent smile that had adorned his face for the better part of five hours, Vahn casually answered, "I'm here to accumulate life experience and help Sarina with her training. Things can get pretty chaotic in the realm we're from. In preparation for the future, I'm helping her grow a bit stronger so she can fulfill her duties as Vice-Leader of the Sage Dragon's Hearth, the Community I founded in the Little Garden."As Vahn had mentioned the Divine Realm and the Little Garden during his story, Tights didn't press him for more information. Instead, she fell into the same pensive silence as nearly everyone else at the table. Vahn had revealed so much information about himself and the truths of the world that it was a little difficult to process. All she knew for certain was that she had been out of line when she put him on the spot previously..."Listen, Vahn, I...I just wanted to say I'm sorry..."Raising his brows, Vahn asked, "For what?" with a genuinely confused expression on his face. This caused Tights to feel even more awkward, so much so that she wasn't entirely sure what to say in response to his confusion.Fortunately, just as Tights felt like she might explode from embarrassment and awkwardness, Chi-Chi chimed in to ask, "Does this mean I'll get to become a Goddess in the future?" before following it by cupping her cheeks and adding, "I wonder...if I work extra hard, will I be able to become a Goddess of Love~?"Chuckling in response to Chi-Chi's words, Vahn dispersed the projection with a wave of his hands before answering, "It's possible. However, unless you leave this world, obtaining an actual Divinity will be a little difficult. You'll need to train hard until you're able to obtain something called God Ki. After that, you'll need to develop your God Ki until you can use it even in your base state. While not impossible, it will take a considerable amount of effort."Balling her hands into fists, illusory flames erupted from Chi-Chi's eyes as she said, "If making an effort is all it takes, just leave it to me! I'll be a Goddess before you know it...!"Instead of refuting Chi-Chi's words, Vahn just nodded his head, advising, "Just make sure to pace yourself a bit. Once you obtain God Ki, your aging will all but cease. I could always lend you a hand but there are quite a number of Gods who have been trapped with more...youthful appearances. I'm not really bothered by such things but I know how great a burden being trapped in a youthful body can be. Some of the people I'm closest to have suffered tremendously as a result of curses related to eternal youth and immortality..."Without losing even a hint of her excitement, Chi-Chi adopted a radiant smile as she said, "Oh, that doesn't bother me one bit. I noticed a lot of girls that look even younger than me within your wives and lovers. So long as I can become your bride, I'm sure we can overcome anything with the power of love~!"Returning a smile of his own, the only thing preventing Vahn from reaching out to caress Chi-Chi's head was the table between them. He could simply ignore it, but, for a number of different reasons, he elected not to. Positive reinforcement was a good thing but it was ultimately unnecessary in Chi-Chi's case. Rather, if she believed it would earn her additional headpats and increased affection, she really would become a fanatic with the potential to become a Goddess of Love..."For now, why don't we all take a break? We've been sitting here for quite some time so I imagine everyone could do with stretching their legs. In the process, I'll go ahead and get started on lunch. It's a bit later than usual but it shouldn't affect your appetite come dinner time."Seeing Vahn get up, Chi-Chi immediately pushed her own chair away from the table before promptly following after him. This left Sarina, Bulma, Tights, Cheelai, and Broly as the only ones left at the table, the latter appearing somewhat sleepy as he would normally be taking a nap around this time of day.Noticing this, Cheelai was the next to rise, a teasing smile on her face as she looked towards the trio of women at the table, saying, "Good luck." before picking up Broly and carrying him like a koala towards the garden. He didn't enjoy sleeping indoors, and, despite the comfort of the beds Vahn provided, he would rather sleep in the canopy of a tree or atop a large, moss-covered stone.With more than half their members disappearing in moments, Sarina, Bulma, and Tights felt a little awkward remaining at the table. Fortunately, this wasn't Sarina's first time hearing about Vahn's story. As a result, she was the least affected by the revelations, saying, "Don't let it get to you. Vahn's story might sound larger than life but he's a pretty down to Earth kind of guy. I mean, just take this situation as an example. We're able to sit around a dining table while the God you're worrying about prepares lunch for us. Try not to overthink things. You'll only end up creating pointless drama."On that note, Sarina rose to her feet with the intention of watching a few episodes of anime or taking a short nap in the master bedroom. She wasn't all that good at fielding questions, and, as much as she appreciated Bulma as a character, she could be pretty intolerable in real life...Following Sarina's departure with her eyes, a pouty expression developed across Bulma's face. She was actually thinking about apologizing to the raven-haired beauty, so, seeing her walk off, she couldn't help thinking Sarina was trying to avoid her.Noticing the look on her little sister's face, a helpless expression developed across Tights's as she asked, "Why are you getting upset? She actually just gave you some pretty good advice. If you keep behaving like this, you're only going to make things even harder for yourself..."Furrowing her brows even further, Bulma turned to meet her sister's gaze, complaining, "I just think it's a little hypocritical for her to behave in such a self-centered manner despite disliking me for the same behavior..."Shrugging her shoulder, Tights surprised Bulma by stating, "You just think that way because you automatically elevate yourself above the people you're conversing with. You're too used to being the smartest and most talented person in the room. As far as I can tell, Sarina is only behaving this way because of the way you've been acting. If she was half as self-centered as you believe her to be, she wouldn't bother giving you advice and helping you smooth things over with Vahn. I know I wouldn't..."Though her expression didn't improve in response to her sister's words, Bulma didn't lash out like she normally would. Instead, she hung her head for several minutes, a contemplative look gradually replacing her frustration until she eventually asked, "What are you going to do from here on? If you wanted to stay, I don't think Vahn would refuse..."Raising her head, Tights stared at the ceiling with a listless expression on her face as she said, "Yeah, I got the same impression...unfortunately, I'm not nearly as comfortable as some of his other lovers when it comes to sharing the same man with my sister. I might stick around for a bit but I have no intention of making things even more complicated. Besides, didn't the two of you have some kind of promise? If you're okay with the thought of sharing in five years, I may be willing to consider it. For now, you should focus on getting your shit together rather than worrying about others..."As she had already been single for more than thirteen years, Tights wasn't exactly eager to start a new relationship. She also doubted Vahn would simply let her die, so, even if she had to remain single for another decade or two, she didn't particularly mind. After all, if they did end up together, there was a very real possibility that she would live forever. What were ten or twenty years compared to a literal eternity?Understanding that Tights was holding back for her sake, tears began to swell within Bulma's eyes as she muttered a meek, borderline sobby, "Sissy..."Smiling in response to the nostalgic form of address, Tights pulled Bulma into an affectionate, sisterly hug. This was enough to really get the waterworks going, as, despite being remarkably close when Bulma was still just a baby, it had been years since they saw each other, much less embraced as sisters. This was something Tights had always felt guilty about, so, while she was able to avoid shedding tears of her own, a sour feeling spread through her nose as moisture built beneath her closed eyes.........With the rest of the day passing without incident, Vahn was marginally surprised when Bulma snuck out of her sister's room wearing a frilly pink neglige. Upon learning this, a relieved sigh emanated from Sarina's throat, as, despite having the qualities of a lascivious nymph, going at it for hours each night had been taxing on both her body and mind. Thus, upon learning that Bulma was sneaking towards their bedroom, she took the initiative to say, "I'm going to sleep in the matinee. Just make sure you follow through. If you let her talk herself out of it at the last moment, don't blame me for taking matters into my own hands..."Though she didn't know what she would do, Sarina knew she would have to do something if Bulma kept chickening out. It would be one thing if she said she wanted to wait until she and Vahn were wed, but, as that clearly wasn't the case, Sarina would rather they just get it over and done with. After all, the sooner Vahn bedded her, the sooner Bulma would stop making a big deal out of every little thing...Understanding Sarina's thought process, a light chuckle emanated from Vahn's throat before he gave her a not-so-chaste kiss. This would normally be the catalyst for a long and passionate session of lovemaking. Instead, it acted as a parting kiss, as, instead of reaching down to grab Sarina's butt, Vahn drew her closer by the small of her back, time stagnating around them as he sealed her lips for the better part of three and a half minutes.........(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'More like the Goddess of Delusions...','Tights is a good sister...','Sarina be like, "Substitution Jutsu...!"')

Though she doubled back a total of eight times, Bulma was eventually able to summon up the courage to knock on Vahn's door. When she did, the latter opened it almost immediately, startling the blunette enough that she nearly screamed at the top of her lungs.Fortunately for the people trying to sleep, Vahn never afforded her the opportunity. The moment he opened the door, he wrapped his arms around Bulma's body, firmly embracing her as he sealed her lips with his own.Overwhelmed by Vahn's actions, Bulma instinctually turned her head to the side, a fierce blush coloring her cheeks as her sapphirine eyes darted around the room in a daze. She felt like she had just stumbled into a lion's den, but, she could even think to protest, however, Vahn lifted her up by her butt, his fingers sinking into the pliant flesh beneath her silk neglige as he pulled her into the room and said, "I've been waiting for you..." in a husky, resonating tone.Feeling a shiver run through her body in response to Vahn's voice, Bulma would be lying if she said she wasn't feeling excited. Unfortunately, the panic she was feeling temporarily outweighed pretty much everything else, a fretful look developing across her face as she shakily uttered, "You're being too rough..." in a heated yet audibly anxious tone.Nodding his head in understanding, Vahn allowed Bulma's feet to touch the ground, but, instead of releasing her from his embrace, he held her gently as he said, "It's just the two of us tonight. Sarina wanted your first time to be special so she moved to the matinee. You don't have to thank her, but I would appreciate it if you at least thought about it..."Hearing that they were alone, a knot began to form in Bulma's throat as she looked towards the bed with widened eyes. She didn't think Vahn would force her but she got the distinct impression she had just crossed the point of no return. If she ran away now, the shame and humiliation would be too much for her to recover in a short period of time...Swallowing hard, Bulma appeared to shrink within her own body as she meekly replied, "Please be gentle..."As if a switch had been flipped in his mind, the expression on Vahn's face melted into a smoldering yet affectionate look as he whispered, "Your wish is my command..." before planting a chaste kiss on Bulma's forehead. Then, picking her up in a princess carry, he moved her over to the bed before setting her down with such care she barely even registered the transition between being held in his embrace and lying on the bed.........Contrasting each and every one of Bulma's expectations, Vahn started their long and passionate session of lovemaking with simple cuddling. He wanted her to be as comfortable as possible, so, until she made the suggestion to move on, he held her in his embrace, gently caressing her belly through the protective layer of her negligee while peppering her neck and shoulders with kisses.Keeping with the theme of being as gentle as possible, Vahn followed Bulma's prompt by peeling away just her negligee before encouraging her to lie on her stomach. Then, after appreciating her pristine white undergarments for several seconds, he began massaging her body. This prompted a few complaints near the start, but, less than three minutes later, Bulma had fallen completely silent as she enjoyed every moment of the intensifying massage.Not wanting to keep her up too late, Vahn only massaged Bulma's body for around an hour and a half before helping her roll onto her back. By that point, her body and mind were so thoroughly relaxed that she didn't even register the fact she was facing upward until he gently pried her legs apart before leaning over her with a smile. He didn't want to take her virginity while she was in a daze, so, in the interim period where Bulma was recovering her senses, Vahn ground his member against the fabric of her sopping wet panties while patiently awaiting her recovery.Though it took a solid ten minutes for Bulma to realize what was going on, things progressed pretty quickly after that. When she found his face hovering just a few centimeters away from her own, she instinctually extended her tongue in a silent plea for a kiss. This was immediately answered by Vahn, who, once again, waited until Bulma was ready before moving on.Realizing that Vahn wasn't going to take the final step without her practically asking for it, Bulma only hesitated until the end of their kiss before linking her hands around his neck, an alluring smile on her face as she sensually mewled, "You've made your point...you can stop being gentle now..."Smiling in response to Bulma's words, Vahn planted another long and passionate kiss on her lips before pulling away and repeating, "Your wish is my command..." in an audibly teasing tone.........Though he didn't immediately kick things off the moment Bulma gave him permission, it wasn't long before Vahn had her bent over the analog controls of the Model Tiamat, his entire member sliding in and out of her as she gripped the double joysticks and cried out, "Oh God...!" in a high-pitched, impassioned voice that echoed off the surrounding walls and mixed with the sounds of their bodies colliding.While Bulma hadn't expressly asked him to teleport her into the interior of the Model Tiamat, Vahn was well aware of the fact that she had been using it to spy on him. More importantly, there were a number of times when she had snuck a peek of him and Sarina having sex. The first time had been a complete accident, but, nearly every night after, Bulma had 'gratified' herself within the cockpit of the Model Tiamat.Unsurprisingly, it didn't take long for Bulma to figure out why Vahn had teleported her over to the Model Tiamat. Instead of getting upset, however, a half-crazed smile developed across her face as she proposed taking things a step further. More specifically, she wanted him to do her from behind as she piloted the Model Tiamat into Low-Earth Orbit.At first, Vahn thought Bulma just wanted to experience having sex in Zero-G. Instead, she adjusted the Model Tiamat's orbit so that it would gradually fall towards the Earth. Minutes later, they were free falling at nearly 17,000km/h, the exterior of the Model Tiamat glowing red how as they traced a path reminiscent of a meteor through the night sky. In the end, Bulma outright let them crash into the ocean, as, prior to receiving the Model Tiamat, she had learned of its ability to mitigate virtually all impact forces the pilot might experience. She also knew he wouldn't let anything happen to her, so, despite tensing up like a vice as they barreled towards the sea at Mach 14, she never made any attempt to pull up.It was quite an exhilarating experience.......With the Model Tiamat resting at the bottom of the ocean, Vahn gently caressed Bulma's naked body as she snuggled against his chest with an indescribably content smile on her face. Her first time had completely shattered every expectation she had about sex. The magazines she had read mentioned it would be uncomfortable, and, unless her partner was especially 'gifted', he would only be able to last 1-2 rounds before being completely spent. Instead, Vahn never got tired, and, unless she asked for a reprieve, he would keep going and going and going until her bain felt like a puddle of warm goo...Thinking of warm goo, Bulma's smile morphed into a feigned pout as she softly complained, "You came inside of me..."Nodding his head in affirmation, Vahn renewed the blush on Bulma's face by clarifying, "Seventeen times, to be exact..."Shivering due to the echoes of a still-present pleasure, Bulma adjusted her position on Vahn's lap so she could inspect the state of her body. She half expected to see the floor of the cockpit covered in a murky white liquid. Instead, she felt a fluffy warmth in her lower body as the only thing staining her thighs were her own love juices.Preempting Bulma's question, Vahn pulled her close to him as he said, "I'll explain the details later. Just know that, unless you're ready to get pregnant, the odds of an accident occurring are precisely zero..."Though she felt a tinge of melancholy when she heard Vahn's words, it didn't prevent a smile from developing across Bulma's face as she mused, "Sounds like an excuse to let you cum inside me as much as you want..."Instead of refuting the blunette's claim, Vahn adopted a massive grin as he replied, "I've tried using condoms and other forms of contraceptive but everyone, and I mean everyone, complained about it."Recalling the explosive pleasure she felt every time Vahn released his 'vital essence' inside of her, a far more prominent shudder wracked Bulma's body. The sensation had been so intense, that, for a brief moment, she thought his glans had somehow penetrated the protective walls of her cervix. It was a simultaneously terrifying and exhilarating experience that resulted in her gushing to the point she thought she peed herself...Feeling the moisture in his lap increasing at a much faster rate, the smile on Vahn's face became more prominent as he slipped his hands between Bulma's thighs and asked, "What's this...?" as he retracted his fingers to reveal a glossy, slightly viscous fluid dripping from each.Adopting a pouty expression, Bulma used her elbow to give Vahn a not-so-gentle nudge as she said, "Stop teasing me. I get it. I'm horny. Now, are you going to keep pissing around or are you going to do something about it?"Without waiting for Vahn's reply, Bulma straddled his lap with her knees before mustering enough bravado to grab his newly erect member and aim it at her entrance. Unfortunately, she misjudged the angle quite a bit, so, despite lowering her hips with the intent to achieve penetration, her love juices caused Vahn's penis to slip past her entrance, dividing her butt cheeks and poking out from beneath her as she dropped flat against his hips."..."Restraining the urge to laugh, Vahn adopted a smoldering look as he tossed Bulma a bone, asking, "Who's teasing who...?"Though she immediately suspected that Vahn was covering for her, that didn't stop a seductive grin from developed across Bulma's face as she snaked her hands around his neck and said, "You kind of deserve it..." before kissing his lips and proceeding to grind against him as if that were her intention from the start.........After convincing Bulma they needed to be back before the start of breakfast, Vahn teleported the Model Tiamat to its impromptu hangar before laying her to rest in the master bedroom. She tried to insist she didn't need to sleep, but, once the adrenaline started to wear off, she crashed harder than the Model Tiamat. Fortunately, Sarina was there to take care of her, as, instead of sleeping the previous night, she stayed up watching anime and exercising. Her body had basically acclimated to their nightly activities, so, without completely exhausting herself, she simply couldn't sleep.Fortunately, Cheelai and Tights didn't even comment on the absence of Bulma and Sarina. Instead, they made small talk by discussing space. As for Chi-Chi, she was simply too pure to even register the possibility that something was amiss, so, while she immediately noticed the duo's absence, she didn't even think to question it. Instead, she just reveled in the fact she was able to sit next to Vahn, as, more often than not, the seats nearest him were occupied by Sarina and Broly.........(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'You activated Vahn's trap card...!','I would say that went from 0 to 100 real fast but it was more like the slope of an exponential curve xD...','Everything is normal (O v O)...')

With the conversation between Sarina, Bulma, and Tights lasting for several hours, Vahn wasn't surprised when he learned that the sisters would be staying the night.Bulma initially wanted to stay in the room next to the master bedroom, but, upon learning that Chi-Chi was already staying there, she grumbled for a bit before ultimately choosing to stay in the same room as her sister.Having anticipated this scenario from the start, Vahn outfitted Tights's room with a large bed that could be split down the center. As for their furnishings, he included a large television, a set of chairs that hovered off the ground, an ultra-high-definition hologram projector, several bookshelves filled with engineering manuals, and a rack of his favorite mecha and battle anime.Though Tights had become one of the most famous science-fiction novels on Earth, the popularity of books, in general, had waned with the rapid progression of technology. It didn't help that most of the people outside the cities were uneducated farmers, so, even if they did get their hands on a science-fiction novel, they simply couldn't understand the contents.If she asked him for advice, Vahn was going to push Tights towards storyboarding, graphic novels, and developing anime. People had a much easier time getting into movies, cartoons, and TV shows compared to books as they didn't have to imagine what people looked like and how things worked. This made it significantly easier for people to imagine what it would be like to live within the worlds you had created, so, as much as he could appreciate novels, Vahn enjoyed manga and anime a lot more.Of course, the penultimate form of entertainment was Virtual Reality, but, after seeing its influence on the Aldrnari Empire of Gaia, Vahn wasn't too enthusiastic about introducing it elsewhere. There had been a significant amount of support for having the restrictions he placed on it removed, and, as a result, the Mother System eventually updated the Common Law so that people above a certain age were basically able to upload their consciousness to the Virtual World.Though he didn't really mind people wanting to spend all their time in fictional worlds, witnessing the mass exodus that followed had caused Vahn to have mixed feelings. Both he and Da Vinci had severely underestimated just how willing people were to abandon everything that made them who they were just to experience an easier life in an entirely simulated world. Many had even set up their profiles so that their memories were inhibited whenever they entered one of the thematic worlds. In other words, just for the sake of greater immersion, they became NPCs without any knowledge of the world beyond the simulation.As someone who had experienced the exact opposite scenario in the Tri-Ace Anthology, Vahn was a little taken aback when he heard about the peculiar development from Da Vinci. He didn't take any action to prevent it but it was still eye-opening to know there were literally hundreds of millions of people who would rather risk being reborn as simple farmers and filler characters despite having all of their needs provided for in reality...Fortunately, most of the people that had participated in the digitalization exodus were those born before The Fall. Those born during and after it had openly embraced the lifestyle provided by the Empire. There were even a number of people that had become explorers, adventurers, and other fantasy-esque professions in order to set out and explore the various Textures that comprised Gaia. Others became Heroes, Knights, and Mages, staunch protectors of the Surface and the people who called the Aldrnari Empire home.At the end of the day, Vahn was happy so long as the people were happy. He might not be able to truly understand the reason that drove each individual person's actions, but, in the grand scheme of things, he didn't have to. Rather, if a time came where he did know absolutely everything, he would probably become extremely bored.Like many of the Gods he had encountered during his journey, Vahn had learned that omniscience wasn't everything it was cracked up to be. In fact, without a Mind Innate and the proper mentality, there was a good chance it would simply break you.........With the evening passing uneventfully, Vahn woke up early the next morning to prepare breakfast for the growing number of people living within the manor.As per usual, Chi-Chi was the first to appear. Watching him prepare meals had become a habit of hers, but, more than that, she wanted to be the first person he saw each day. This was impossible due to the fact he shared a bed with Sarina, but, as the latter often slept in, Chi-Chi had convinced herself it was better to be the first person he saw awake...Without turning to face the sleepy-looking Princess, a casual smile developed across Vahn's face as he mused, "Good morning, Chi-Chi. Sleep well...?"Suppressing a yawn to the best of her ability, Chi-Chi nodded her head before remarking, "I would have slept better if we shared the same bed..."As he had already gotten used to Chi-Chi's remarkably brazen assertations, Vahn simply chuckled in response to the willful Princess's remark. This caused an adorable pout to develop across Chi-Chi's face, but, instead of pressing further, she ultimately trotted over to her usual spot before taking a seat and observing him with a listless, dreamy look on her face...With the others beginning to arrive nearly twenty minutes later, Vahn acquiesced to Chi-Chi's offer to clean the stove and kitchen utensils before heading out to the dining room with all the food he had prepared in his Inventory."Good morning, Tights, Cheelai, Broly. Did you sleep well...?"Answering before even Cheelai, Tights replied, "Almost too well. That bed is basically a trap. I don't think I've ever slept on something so comfortable in my entire life."Though she didn't mean them as such, Vahn accepted Tights's words as a compliment, smiling as he smoothly asserted, "I don't cut corners when it comes to accommodating family and friends. So long as you reside here, expect nothing but the best."Punctuating his words, Vahn waved his hand over the table to produce a plethora of food items. He had stockpiled quite a few over the years, and, thanks to his Inventory keeping things fresh forever, he could provide for an entire city if required.Seeing the ridiculous spread, memories of the previous night resurfaced in Tights's mind. Vahn had brought food for her, Bulma, and Sarina partway through their conversation. Immediately after that, the awkward tensions between them gradually eased as even Bulma's mood qualitatively improved the moment she sampled Vahn's food. The strangest thing about this was that she couldn't actually recall what most of the food tasted like. If someone were to ask, she would only be able to tell them how it made her feel...it was almost like the food had been prepared with joy and happiness rather than conventional ingredients...With this in mind, Tights decided she might as well ask, stacking her plate as she inquired, "Where do you acquire your ingredients from? I heard from Bulma that she actually lost half a kilo despite stuffing herself at every meal."Raising her brows in response to Tights's words, Cheelai swallowed the thick piece of bacon she was engorging herself on before asking, "Really? I actually put on a lot of weight. Not enough to get fat but more than enough to recover from the skin and bones state I was in previously."Surprised by Cheelai's words, Tights was about to ask about the peculiar, green-skinned girl's background when Vahn preempted her, answering, "The food I prepare has some pretty unique qualities. Not only does it strengthen your immune system, it helps you cultivate the figure you want while also unlocking your hidden potential. In other words, if you want to gain weight, you'll gain weight. If you want to lose weight, you'll lose it. Either way, you're guaranteed to be healthy."Blinking in surprise, Tights was tempted to ask how Vahn could prepare such mystical food, but, remembering he was supposed to be a God, she decided against it. Instead, she looked down at her lean and petite figure. When she was in her teens, a lot of people said she resembled a junior idol. This changed quite a bit once she got older. Now, unless she kept her hair long and donned slightly revealing clothing, there were people who genuinely mistook her for a young boy...Noticing Tights's gaze, an amused smile developed across Cheelai's face as she asked, "What's the matter? You're literally sitting at a table with a God. If you're that dissatisfied with your figure, why not ask Vahn to lend you a hand? He helped me grow 5cm just to prove he could. I'm sure he can give you some breasts if you really want."Hearing Cheelai's words, the person who was most surprised was Vahn. He nearly did a spit take, as, thanks to the green-skinned woman's carelessness, stars had appeared in the recently arrived Chi-Chi's eyes. As for Tights, she appeared somewhat skeptical, asking, "Is that how Sarina's tits got so big...?"Pinching the bridge of his nose, Vahn answered, "Sarina's development had very little to do with me. She ended up that way as a result of her own wants and desires. From my point of view, every woman has their charms. It doesn't matter if they're petite, tall, mature, or flat as a board. All that matters, at least to me, is that they're content. People who attempt to change themselves to match the expectations of others have a hard time being happy. I prefer confident women who embrace what makes them unique..."Though she was a little surprised by Vahn's words, that didn't mean Tights accepted them at face value. She hadn't dated ever since she was exploited by her previous boyfriend, so, while she was certain Vahn was different, she couldn't help being skeptical of men who readily told her what she wanted to hear. Thus, after picking at her food for a short while, she said, "Prove it. You should be able to show us what each of your wives and lovers looks like, right? Show me one of the girls you ended up with that doesn't meet the conventional standards of beauty..."Raising his brows, Vahn met Tights's gaze, asking, "If you can't believe my previous statement, how does revealing the appearances of my wives and lovers help? It wouldn't exactly be difficult for me to create a projection that coincides with your expectations..."Snorting through her nose, Tights's stated, "Bulma said you're unable to lie but that doesn't prevent you from spewing platitudes and telling people what they want to hear. Now that I've asked you to show me what they look like, you'll either reveal their actual appearances or expose the fact you can tell a lie. Either way, I'm can see that everyone here is interested in seeing what they look like. If you can show them standing next to or surrounding a projection of yourself, that would be even better."Seeing the expectant looks on Chi-Chi's, Cheelai's, and even the young Broly's faces, an exasperated sigh escaped from Vahn's throat. Instead of refusing Tights's request, however, he insisted they wait for Bulma and Sarina to arrive. After all, if he was going to talk about his wives and lovers, he might as well recount for them his story up until this point. With that in mind, he waited until the drowsy duo dragged their feet into the dining room before creating an extremely realistic projection of the form he had taken near the start of his adventures in Danmachi.........(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'Singularity vibes...','Chi-Chi is super impressionable...','And thus the story of EPIC was spread to another world (U w U)...')

Chapter 37: Acquiescence