EPIC Side Story: Dragon Ball

With the conversation between Sarina, Bulma, and Tights lasting for several hours, Vahn wasn't surprised when he learned that the sisters would be staying the night.Bulma initially wanted to stay in the room next to the master bedroom, but, upon learning that Chi-Chi was already staying there, she grumbled for a bit before ultimately choosing to stay in the same room as her sister.Having anticipated this scenario from the start, Vahn outfitted Tights's room with a large bed that could be split down the center. As for their furnishings, he included a large television, a set of chairs that hovered off the ground, an ultra-high-definition hologram projector, several bookshelves filled with engineering manuals, and a rack of his favorite mecha and battle anime.Though Tights had become one of the most famous science-fiction novels on Earth, the popularity of books, in general, had waned with the rapid progression of technology. It didn't help that most of the people outside the cities were uneducated farmers, so, even if they did get their hands on a science-fiction novel, they simply couldn't understand the contents.If she asked him for advice, Vahn was going to push Tights towards storyboarding, graphic novels, and developing anime. People had a much easier time getting into movies, cartoons, and TV shows compared to books as they didn't have to imagine what people looked like and how things worked. This made it significantly easier for people to imagine what it would be like to live within the worlds you had created, so, as much as he could appreciate novels, Vahn enjoyed manga and anime a lot more.Of course, the penultimate form of entertainment was Virtual Reality, but, after seeing its influence on the Aldrnari Empire of Gaia, Vahn wasn't too enthusiastic about introducing it elsewhere. There had been a significant amount of support for having the restrictions he placed on it removed, and, as a result, the Mother System eventually updated the Common Law so that people above a certain age were basically able to upload their consciousness to the Virtual World.Though he didn't really mind people wanting to spend all their time in fictional worlds, witnessing the mass exodus that followed had caused Vahn to have mixed feelings. Both he and Da Vinci had severely underestimated just how willing people were to abandon everything that made them who they were just to experience an easier life in an entirely simulated world. Many had even set up their profiles so that their memories were inhibited whenever they entered one of the thematic worlds. In other words, just for the sake of greater immersion, they became NPCs without any knowledge of the world beyond the simulation.As someone who had experienced the exact opposite scenario in the Tri-Ace Anthology, Vahn was a little taken aback when he heard about the peculiar development from Da Vinci. He didn't take any action to prevent it but it was still eye-opening to know there were literally hundreds of millions of people who would rather risk being reborn as simple farmers and filler characters despite having all of their needs provided for in reality...Fortunately, most of the people that had participated in the digitalization exodus were those born before The Fall. Those born during and after it had openly embraced the lifestyle provided by the Empire. There were even a number of people that had become explorers, adventurers, and other fantasy-esque professions in order to set out and explore the various Textures that comprised Gaia. Others became Heroes, Knights, and Mages, staunch protectors of the Surface and the people who called the Aldrnari Empire home.At the end of the day, Vahn was happy so long as the people were happy. He might not be able to truly understand the reason that drove each individual person's actions, but, in the grand scheme of things, he didn't have to. Rather, if a time came where he did know absolutely everything, he would probably become extremely bored.Like many of the Gods he had encountered during his journey, Vahn had learned that omniscience wasn't everything it was cracked up to be. In fact, without a Mind Innate and the proper mentality, there was a good chance it would simply break you.........With the evening passing uneventfully, Vahn woke up early the next morning to prepare breakfast for the growing number of people living within the manor.As per usual, Chi-Chi was the first to appear. Watching him prepare meals had become a habit of hers, but, more than that, she wanted to be the first person he saw each day. This was impossible due to the fact he shared a bed with Sarina, but, as the latter often slept in, Chi-Chi had convinced herself it was better to be the first person he saw awake...Without turning to face the sleepy-looking Princess, a casual smile developed across Vahn's face as he mused, "Good morning, Chi-Chi. Sleep well...?"Suppressing a yawn to the best of her ability, Chi-Chi nodded her head before remarking, "I would have slept better if we shared the same bed..."As he had already gotten used to Chi-Chi's remarkably brazen assertations, Vahn simply chuckled in response to the willful Princess's remark. This caused an adorable pout to develop across Chi-Chi's face, but, instead of pressing further, she ultimately trotted over to her usual spot before taking a seat and observing him with a listless, dreamy look on her face...With the others beginning to arrive nearly twenty minutes later, Vahn acquiesced to Chi-Chi's offer to clean the stove and kitchen utensils before heading out to the dining room with all the food he had prepared in his Inventory."Good morning, Tights, Cheelai, Broly. Did you sleep well...?"Answering before even Cheelai, Tights replied, "Almost too well. That bed is basically a trap. I don't think I've ever slept on something so comfortable in my entire life."Though she didn't mean them as such, Vahn accepted Tights's words as a compliment, smiling as he smoothly asserted, "I don't cut corners when it comes to accommodating family and friends. So long as you reside here, expect nothing but the best."Punctuating his words, Vahn waved his hand over the table to produce a plethora of food items. He had stockpiled quite a few over the years, and, thanks to his Inventory keeping things fresh forever, he could provide for an entire city if required.Seeing the ridiculous spread, memories of the previous night resurfaced in Tights's mind. Vahn had brought food for her, Bulma, and Sarina partway through their conversation. Immediately after that, the awkward tensions between them gradually eased as even Bulma's mood qualitatively improved the moment she sampled Vahn's food. The strangest thing about this was that she couldn't actually recall what most of the food tasted like. If someone were to ask, she would only be able to tell them how it made her feel...it was almost like the food had been prepared with joy and happiness rather than conventional ingredients...With this in mind, Tights decided she might as well ask, stacking her plate as she inquired, "Where do you acquire your ingredients from? I heard from Bulma that she actually lost half a kilo despite stuffing herself at every meal."Raising her brows in response to Tights's words, Cheelai swallowed the thick piece of bacon she was engorging herself on before asking, "Really? I actually put on a lot of weight. Not enough to get fat but more than enough to recover from the skin and bones state I was in previously."Surprised by Cheelai's words, Tights was about to ask about the peculiar, green-skinned girl's background when Vahn preempted her, answering, "The food I prepare has some pretty unique qualities. Not only does it strengthen your immune system, it helps you cultivate the figure you want while also unlocking your hidden potential. In other words, if you want to gain weight, you'll gain weight. If you want to lose weight, you'll lose it. Either way, you're guaranteed to be healthy."Blinking in surprise, Tights was tempted to ask how Vahn could prepare such mystical food, but, remembering he was supposed to be a God, she decided against it. Instead, she looked down at her lean and petite figure. When she was in her teens, a lot of people said she resembled a junior idol. This changed quite a bit once she got older. Now, unless she kept her hair long and donned slightly revealing clothing, there were people who genuinely mistook her for a young boy...Noticing Tights's gaze, an amused smile developed across Cheelai's face as she asked, "What's the matter? You're literally sitting at a table with a God. If you're that dissatisfied with your figure, why not ask Vahn to lend you a hand? He helped me grow 5cm just to prove he could. I'm sure he can give you some breasts if you really want."Hearing Cheelai's words, the person who was most surprised was Vahn. He nearly did a spit take, as, thanks to the green-skinned woman's carelessness, stars had appeared in the recently arrived Chi-Chi's eyes. As for Tights, she appeared somewhat skeptical, asking, "Is that how Sarina's tits got so big...?"Pinching the bridge of his nose, Vahn answered, "Sarina's development had very little to do with me. She ended up that way as a result of her own wants and desires. From my point of view, every woman has their charms. It doesn't matter if they're petite, tall, mature, or flat as a board. All that matters, at least to me, is that they're content. People who attempt to change themselves to match the expectations of others have a hard time being happy. I prefer confident women who embrace what makes them unique..."Though she was a little surprised by Vahn's words, that didn't mean Tights accepted them at face value. She hadn't dated ever since she was exploited by her previous boyfriend, so, while she was certain Vahn was different, she couldn't help being skeptical of men who readily told her what she wanted to hear. Thus, after picking at her food for a short while, she said, "Prove it. You should be able to show us what each of your wives and lovers looks like, right? Show me one of the girls you ended up with that doesn't meet the conventional standards of beauty..."Raising his brows, Vahn met Tights's gaze, asking, "If you can't believe my previous statement, how does revealing the appearances of my wives and lovers help? It wouldn't exactly be difficult for me to create a projection that coincides with your expectations..."Snorting through her nose, Tights's stated, "Bulma said you're unable to lie but that doesn't prevent you from spewing platitudes and telling people what they want to hear. Now that I've asked you to show me what they look like, you'll either reveal their actual appearances or expose the fact you can tell a lie. Either way, I'm can see that everyone here is interested in seeing what they look like. If you can show them standing next to or surrounding a projection of yourself, that would be even better."Seeing the expectant looks on Chi-Chi's, Cheelai's, and even the young Broly's faces, an exasperated sigh escaped from Vahn's throat. Instead of refusing Tights's request, however, he insisted they wait for Bulma and Sarina to arrive. After all, if he was going to talk about his wives and lovers, he might as well recount for them his story up until this point. With that in mind, he waited until the drowsy duo dragged their feet into the dining room before creating an extremely realistic projection of the form he had taken near the start of his adventures in Danmachi.........(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'Singularity vibes...','Chi-Chi is super impressionable...','And thus the story of EPIC was spread to another world (U w U)...')

Though breakfast ended up bleeding into lunch, Vahn didn't mind. He like recounting his story for others to hear, and, based on the reactions of everyone present, they enjoyed it quite a bit. In the end, he ended up with a projection of his current self, and, unsurprisingly, an extensive and diverse crowd consisting of 138 women and 69 children.Seeing the incongruous scene, it finally hit Bulma just how many women Vahn was involved with. It hadn't before, as, despite hearing Vahn mention there were more than a hundred, it was difficult to imagine what that was like. Now that she could see them with her own eyes, she finally understood the futility of trying to keep Vahn for herself. Rather, after hearing the story of Vahn's journey from a boy to a God, it wasn't difficult to imagine him setting her aside to preserve everything else he held dear..."Wow..."Recovering a bit faster than the much younger girls, a mixture of awe and disbelief colored Tights's expression as she followed her soft utterance by asking, "If you have such a massive family waiting for you, what are you doing here...?"Maintaining the reminiscent smile that had adorned his face for the better part of five hours, Vahn casually answered, "I'm here to accumulate life experience and help Sarina with her training. Things can get pretty chaotic in the realm we're from. In preparation for the future, I'm helping her grow a bit stronger so she can fulfill her duties as Vice-Leader of the Sage Dragon's Hearth, the Community I founded in the Little Garden."As Vahn had mentioned the Divine Realm and the Little Garden during his story, Tights didn't press him for more information. Instead, she fell into the same pensive silence as nearly everyone else at the table. Vahn had revealed so much information about himself and the truths of the world that it was a little difficult to process. All she knew for certain was that she had been out of line when she put him on the spot previously..."Listen, Vahn, I...I just wanted to say I'm sorry..."Raising his brows, Vahn asked, "For what?" with a genuinely confused expression on his face. This caused Tights to feel even more awkward, so much so that she wasn't entirely sure what to say in response to his confusion.Fortunately, just as Tights felt like she might explode from embarrassment and awkwardness, Chi-Chi chimed in to ask, "Does this mean I'll get to become a Goddess in the future?" before following it by cupping her cheeks and adding, "I wonder...if I work extra hard, will I be able to become a Goddess of Love~?"Chuckling in response to Chi-Chi's words, Vahn dispersed the projection with a wave of his hands before answering, "It's possible. However, unless you leave this world, obtaining an actual Divinity will be a little difficult. You'll need to train hard until you're able to obtain something called God Ki. After that, you'll need to develop your God Ki until you can use it even in your base state. While not impossible, it will take a considerable amount of effort."Balling her hands into fists, illusory flames erupted from Chi-Chi's eyes as she said, "If making an effort is all it takes, just leave it to me! I'll be a Goddess before you know it...!"Instead of refuting Chi-Chi's words, Vahn just nodded his head, advising, "Just make sure to pace yourself a bit. Once you obtain God Ki, your aging will all but cease. I could always lend you a hand but there are quite a number of Gods who have been trapped with more...youthful appearances. I'm not really bothered by such things but I know how great a burden being trapped in a youthful body can be. Some of the people I'm closest to have suffered tremendously as a result of curses related to eternal youth and immortality..."Without losing even a hint of her excitement, Chi-Chi adopted a radiant smile as she said, "Oh, that doesn't bother me one bit. I noticed a lot of girls that look even younger than me within your wives and lovers. So long as I can become your bride, I'm sure we can overcome anything with the power of love~!"Returning a smile of his own, the only thing preventing Vahn from reaching out to caress Chi-Chi's head was the table between them. He could simply ignore it, but, for a number of different reasons, he elected not to. Positive reinforcement was a good thing but it was ultimately unnecessary in Chi-Chi's case. Rather, if she believed it would earn her additional headpats and increased affection, she really would become a fanatic with the potential to become a Goddess of Love..."For now, why don't we all take a break? We've been sitting here for quite some time so I imagine everyone could do with stretching their legs. In the process, I'll go ahead and get started on lunch. It's a bit later than usual but it shouldn't affect your appetite come dinner time."Seeing Vahn get up, Chi-Chi immediately pushed her own chair away from the table before promptly following after him. This left Sarina, Bulma, Tights, Cheelai, and Broly as the only ones left at the table, the latter appearing somewhat sleepy as he would normally be taking a nap around this time of day.Noticing this, Cheelai was the next to rise, a teasing smile on her face as she looked towards the trio of women at the table, saying, "Good luck." before picking up Broly and carrying him like a koala towards the garden. He didn't enjoy sleeping indoors, and, despite the comfort of the beds Vahn provided, he would rather sleep in the canopy of a tree or atop a large, moss-covered stone.With more than half their members disappearing in moments, Sarina, Bulma, and Tights felt a little awkward remaining at the table. Fortunately, this wasn't Sarina's first time hearing about Vahn's story. As a result, she was the least affected by the revelations, saying, "Don't let it get to you. Vahn's story might sound larger than life but he's a pretty down to Earth kind of guy. I mean, just take this situation as an example. We're able to sit around a dining table while the God you're worrying about prepares lunch for us. Try not to overthink things. You'll only end up creating pointless drama."On that note, Sarina rose to her feet with the intention of watching a few episodes of anime or taking a short nap in the master bedroom. She wasn't all that good at fielding questions, and, as much as she appreciated Bulma as a character, she could be pretty intolerable in real life...Following Sarina's departure with her eyes, a pouty expression developed across Bulma's face. She was actually thinking about apologizing to the raven-haired beauty, so, seeing her walk off, she couldn't help thinking Sarina was trying to avoid her.Noticing the look on her little sister's face, a helpless expression developed across Tights's as she asked, "Why are you getting upset? She actually just gave you some pretty good advice. If you keep behaving like this, you're only going to make things even harder for yourself..."Furrowing her brows even further, Bulma turned to meet her sister's gaze, complaining, "I just think it's a little hypocritical for her to behave in such a self-centered manner despite disliking me for the same behavior..."Shrugging her shoulder, Tights surprised Bulma by stating, "You just think that way because you automatically elevate yourself above the people you're conversing with. You're too used to being the smartest and most talented person in the room. As far as I can tell, Sarina is only behaving this way because of the way you've been acting. If she was half as self-centered as you believe her to be, she wouldn't bother giving you advice and helping you smooth things over with Vahn. I know I wouldn't..."Though her expression didn't improve in response to her sister's words, Bulma didn't lash out like she normally would. Instead, she hung her head for several minutes, a contemplative look gradually replacing her frustration until she eventually asked, "What are you going to do from here on? If you wanted to stay, I don't think Vahn would refuse..."Raising her head, Tights stared at the ceiling with a listless expression on her face as she said, "Yeah, I got the same impression...unfortunately, I'm not nearly as comfortable as some of his other lovers when it comes to sharing the same man with my sister. I might stick around for a bit but I have no intention of making things even more complicated. Besides, didn't the two of you have some kind of promise? If you're okay with the thought of sharing in five years, I may be willing to consider it. For now, you should focus on getting your shit together rather than worrying about others..."As she had already been single for more than thirteen years, Tights wasn't exactly eager to start a new relationship. She also doubted Vahn would simply let her die, so, even if she had to remain single for another decade or two, she didn't particularly mind. After all, if they did end up together, there was a very real possibility that she would live forever. What were ten or twenty years compared to a literal eternity?Understanding that Tights was holding back for her sake, tears began to swell within Bulma's eyes as she muttered a meek, borderline sobby, "Sissy..."Smiling in response to the nostalgic form of address, Tights pulled Bulma into an affectionate, sisterly hug. This was enough to really get the waterworks going, as, despite being remarkably close when Bulma was still just a baby, it had been years since they saw each other, much less embraced as sisters. This was something Tights had always felt guilty about, so, while she was able to avoid shedding tears of her own, a sour feeling spread through her nose as moisture built beneath her closed eyes.........With the rest of the day passing without incident, Vahn was marginally surprised when Bulma snuck out of her sister's room wearing a frilly pink neglige. Upon learning this, a relieved sigh emanated from Sarina's throat, as, despite having the qualities of a lascivious nymph, going at it for hours each night had been taxing on both her body and mind. Thus, upon learning that Bulma was sneaking towards their bedroom, she took the initiative to say, "I'm going to sleep in the matinee. Just make sure you follow through. If you let her talk herself out of it at the last moment, don't blame me for taking matters into my own hands..."Though she didn't know what she would do, Sarina knew she would have to do something if Bulma kept chickening out. It would be one thing if she said she wanted to wait until she and Vahn were wed, but, as that clearly wasn't the case, Sarina would rather they just get it over and done with. After all, the sooner Vahn bedded her, the sooner Bulma would stop making a big deal out of every little thing...Understanding Sarina's thought process, a light chuckle emanated from Vahn's throat before he gave her a not-so-chaste kiss. This would normally be the catalyst for a long and passionate session of lovemaking. Instead, it acted as a parting kiss, as, instead of reaching down to grab Sarina's butt, Vahn drew her closer by the small of her back, time stagnating around them as he sealed her lips for the better part of three and a half minutes.........(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'More like the Goddess of Delusions...','Tights is a good sister...','Sarina be like, "Substitution Jutsu...!"')

"You mean to tell me that man, Vahn was it? You're trying to tell me he's some all-powerful God with magical, wish-granting powers? You sure he isn't some alien trying to pass off advanced tech as some kind of magic...?"Exhaling a sigh, Bulma set aside the coffee she had been nursing before stating, "He plucked the sun out of the sky, Tights. Even if he was an alien with advanced tech, he may as well be a God..."Recalling the incident that had occurred a few weeks prior, Tights's eyes widened as she asked, "Are you serious? That was him...?"Nodding her head in affirmation, Bulma emulated Vahn's actions of reaching her hand up, a lazy expression on her face as she grabbed at empty air with her thumb and index finger, saying, "He just reached up and plucked it out of the sky like it was no big deal. If I hadn't witnessed it with my own two eyes, I would have thought that the world had gone mad or that the media was pulling some kind of prank..."Though she was tempted to insist it had been some kind of hoax, Tights had witnessed the Sun's disappearance alongside Jaco, a veteran of the Galactic Patrol, and Dr. Omori, the world's most preeminent Theoretical Physicist. The latter was brilliant enough to design and construct a Time Machine with the power to temporarily halt the flow of time, yet, even with all his instruments, he was unable to make heads nor tails of the anomalous astrological event. As for Jaco, he received an emergency summons from Galactic Patrol Headquarters. The disappearance of a celestial body the size of a star, even for a short while, wasn't something that went unnoticed."Wow..."Not sure what else to say, a pensive expression developed across Tights's face as her Bulma's words gradually settled in her mind. She still found it difficult to believe that Vahn was actually a God, but, as Bulma had pointed out, it didn't really matter. If he could pluck stars out of the sky and generate anything he wanted out of thin air, he may as well be.Setting Vahn's status aside for the moment, Tights decided to focus on the more pressing matter at hand, asking, "And you're engaged to this guy...?"Exhaling yet another exasperated sigh, Bulma briefly shifted her attention to Sarina before looking towards the kitchen and muttering, "Yeah...at least, that's what we agreed to. To be honest, I'm not really sure at this point..."Snorting through her nose, Sarina interposed before Tights could ask what Bulma meant, stating, "If you stopped acting like the entire world revolves around you, there wouldn't be anything for you to feel confused about. Like, you knew Vahn was a God before you proposed to him. He accepted your proposal and didn't even protest when you took off in the Model Tiamat. Everything wrong with the current situation is the result of you creating drama for no reason."Showing that they really were sisters, near-identical glowers developed across the faces of Bulma and Tights. To the latter's surprise, however, Bulma didn't attempt to refute Sarina's words. Instead, she slammed the table and shouted, "You think I don't know that!?"Plopping back to her seat, Bulma grabbed the sides of her head as if she were about to have a mental breakdown, violently mussing her hair as she issued a frustrated groan. This left Tights at a complete and utter loss for words, the hateful glower on her expression turning into one of abject confusion as she looked to the only person present who could provide answers.Noticing the questioning look on Tights's face, Sarina rolled her eyes before crossing her arms in a huff and saying, "Bulma is the one that asked Vahn to marry her. He has also been honest with her from the start. Like, she knows he has multiple wives and an ever-growing number of lovers. None of that prevented her from asking him to marry her yet she still expects him to chase her down and ignore all his other responsibilities just to pander to her ego. It's ridiculous."Hearing Sarina's explanation, a clearer picture of the current situation began to form within Tights's mind. She knew her sister better than anyone, so, while she wanted to take her sister's side, it was becoming increasingly obvious that Sarina wasn't the 'interloper' in this particular situation. Rather, if Bulma knew about Vahn's wives and lovers before proposing to him, she didn't really have a lot of wiggle room to expect anything from him. She clearly proposed to him for a reason, so, if anything, she should be the one making an effort so that she could obtain whatever it was that compelled her to propose in the first place...Remembering the Model Tiamat and Vahn's inordinately handsome appearance, it wasn't difficult for Tights to imagine why her sister might want to propose to him. She honestly couldn't blame her. Rather, if she had met Vahn before Bulma, there was a good chance she might have accosted him in a similar manner. She had been single going on thirteen years at this point, and, while she wasn't exactly desperate for companionship, encountering someone like Vahn couldn't even be called a once in a lifetime opportunity. It was the type of event that only occurred when fate was involved...Looking towards her little sister, a trace of the envy Tights had always felt towards Bulma briefly appeared in her obsidian-blue eyes. She loved her sister dearly, but, as Sarina pointed out, Bulma behaved as if the entire world revolved around her. And why shouldn't she? She was born with an incomparably brilliant mind and an appearance that could contend with famous actresses and pop idols.Though she had graduated from one of the most prestigious Universities on the planet at the age of 16, Tights had never felt proud of the achievement. Everyone was constantly comparing her to her much younger sister, and, despite pursuing the things she was interested in, her teachers had always told her she was wasting her potential by pursuing an MFA in Creating Writing rather than mathematics or science.While others might have felt a sense of accomplishment upon obtaining their dream degree at the remarkably young age of 16, Tights's insecurities had driven her to run away from home when her father failed to show up for her graduation due to attending the closing ceremony of Bulma's Pre-school. After that, she abandoned her status as the heiress of Capsule Corp and temporarily cut ties with her family in order to prove she was capable of setting out and succeeding on her own.In the end, Tights nearly lost her life less than a year later after accepting a contract to become the body-double for a famous idol. It was her chance encounter with Jaco and Dr. Omori that allowed her to make it out alive, so, shortly after the incident had been settled, she restored contact with her family and spent a several years sorting through her insecurities before finally becoming one of the most successful science-fiction writers on the planet...Recalling the incident where a five-year-old Bulma had snuck into Jaco's ship and learned how to pilot it in minutes, the envy in Tights's eyes faded from existence as a faint smile developed across her face. For a moment, she had nearly set aside years of therapy and soul-searching. This wouldn't have helped anyone, so, after a moment of deliberation, she placed her hand on Bulma's shoulder, asking, "What, exactly, is the issue here? As far as I can tell, that Vahn fellow doesn't seem to be too upset by your behavior. Just go to him, kiss, and make up. Brooding and throwing a tantrum aren't going to fix anything."Groaning in response to her elder sister's words, Bulma muttered, "You wouldn't understand..." in a pouty, almost defiant tone. This caused Tights's brow to twitch, as, even without Bulma explaining further, she got the impression the latter was referring to the fact she hadn't had a boyfriend since college. Even then, a lot of people had told her she was being taken advantage of because the boy was twenty-seven and she had just turned sixteen. In the end, they ended up being right, as, shortly after she abandoned her status as the heiress of Capsule Corp, he abandoned her."Listen here you little shit...you've made your bed, now lie in it. If you're unwilling, don't blame me for making myself comfortable."Without raising her head, Bulma sent a menacing glare towards her elder sister, threatening, "You wouldn't dare..."Raising her hands in a 'what can you do?' kind of manner, a teasing smile developed across Tights's face as she said, "Hey, he's already got a boatload of wives, right? If you're not gonna get your shit together, he may as well be free real estate from my points of view."Though she didn't believe her sister would try to steal her man, Bulma couldn't be absolutely sure. After all, Vahn wasn't exactly a one woman kind of guy. He had confessed to having multiple wives and more than a hundred lovers. She wasn't sure if there were any sisters among that number but her intuition told her there must be. After all, if their situations were reversed, Bulma doubted she would be willing to let Tights monopolize the veritable bounty that was Vahn...Making matters exponentially worse, Sarina surprised both sisters by saying, "That's not a bad idea. I've been having a pretty difficult time dealing with Vahn on my own. With the two of you lending a hand, things would certainly be a lot easier. I don't really have experience with other men but I can declare with absolute certainty that Vahn is a beast in the bedroom..."Without having to go into further detail, Sarina supported her claim by holding up her index fingers and spreading them nearly shoulder width apart. This left the sisters more than a little confused, as, despite their intelligence, both were socially awkward young women. The more obvious something was, the less likely they were to realize it. Sarina had also spread her fingers a little too far apart, so, even though they immediately suspected she was referring to a particular part of Vahn's body, they couldn't help thinking she was referencing something else...Recovering a bit faster than her blonde counterpart, Bulma's voice was tainted with disbelief as she asked, "Are you serious...?"Though she nodded her head, Sarina left Bulma and Tights feeling even more at a loss for words as she explained, "The size actually changes depending on the woman. Bulma has already seen it, but Vahn has the ability to change form at will. He can even transform into different people if he really wants to, but, more often than not, he just changes his size in accordance with his partner..."Recalling that Vahn had, in fact, demonstrated his ability to become a young boy and an old man, a pensive expression developed across Bulma's face. As for Tights, she focused on something entirely different, asking, "Wait, does that mean you can...you know...take something that big...?"Blushing fiercely in response to Tights's question, Sarina averted her eyes as a peculiar mixture of pride and shame washed over her. She was the one that had insisted Vahn not hold back on her account, so, while it had been a little difficult in the beginning, she could easily take his 'standard' size without difficulty. It had been one of her secret objectives ever since she got a good look at it in the bath..."Yes..."Opening her mouth, Tights looked like she wanted to say something but simply couldn't find the words. She couldn't be certain but Sarina had easily spread her fingers 25, maybe even 30cm apart. She knew there were people with even larger members involved in the making of porn, especially since the introduction of Animorphaline, but it was still difficult to imagine a girl who appeared to be the same age as her sister taking a meat stick the length of someone's forearm. As a result, she couldn't help thinking, ("Is it too late to take back my previous statement...?")......(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'Just imagine Vahn walking around with a marble bag filled with stars he has collected...','Being the 'lesser' prodigy in a prestigious family isn't easy...','I kind of feel bad for Sarina if she's this desperate for relief. I think her pride had blinded her to the fact that Vahn would readily give her a break xD...')

Chapter 36: Contentedness